there once was a cat
who was forced to watch star wars
now he chooses light sabers
instead of shoes
<3

Listening to a great band is just not the same when your baby brother is cranking it up on his miniature violin right behind you. Also, peaches and bell peppers. Not a good combination. Sometimes I forget that school isn't and shouldn't be my whole life. There are too many people in this world who are dissatisfied and I'm trying not to be one of them. There's this procedure that doctors in plastic surgery do where they cut the nerves behind your calves to make your legs thinner. Ugh. Asian fathers always win over Asian mothers and I hate it. I'm kind of plain. THE NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IS FROM PRINCETON. AND SHE'S HISPANIC. AND SHE'S A SHE.


 WATCH THIS. Please? Brought to you by the Lonely Island + Justin Timberlake. AMAZING.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-digital-short-motherlover-censored

 

 

 

 

Because talk is cheap. 


+I'm really nice and I like eljay friends
+ If you're from ff.net, then I can imagine a bright, long future for us. 
<3
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